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[27 Feb 2006|02:16am]
i heard some fucker on coast to coast tonight that blew my mind. he was a lucifarian...yeah...what is that dude...couldnt you come up with a better name than that. anyway i think he might have a live journal but i couldnt find it. this guy claimed he was like the smartest man on earth. even smarter than eddie. he also claimed he was organizing a superhuman baby breeding wearhouse. then claimed we were all the sons and daughters of satan. crazy! i think he said that the anti-christ was on the way and there was nothing we could do about it. oh yeah this fucker also claimed he could predict lottery numbers through some fomrula 6+45/666 or something. holy shit! i am going to look for his journal..i will post it if i find it.
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[13 Feb 2006|03:01pm]

Click here for picture of some new cars coming out...Retro Style

 

 

most of them are cool...except the GTO...looks like shit...

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[12 Feb 2006|04:27am]
today i saw an ad on tv for the new angus beef burger at burger king....the new spokesman is Dr. Angus.....at the end of the comercial in fine print at the bottom of the screen it informed me that Dr. Angus is in-fact not a doctor at all......i felt used

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[31 Jan 2006|01:24am]
I scoping ricky's journal and went to Rick Moranis's website...these lyrics rock so much...i mean...Bob Dylan wishes he had Moranis's mad skillz. I also think Moranis has some kind of hat obsession, he mentions them in at least two of these songs.



Four More Beers
(Rick Moranis)

This guy’s sayin’ this
That guy’s sayin’ that
This guy flew his barber in
That guy loves his hat.

This guy wasn’t tellin’ the truth
When he said that that guy lies
His numbers went up anyway
And again when he apologized.

Any old thing can float
We’re all in the same old boat
Gotta strike the right note
Me and my pet goat are gonna vote, for
Four More Beers.

Four More Beers
Four More Beers
If you’re going down this fast
What’s the point in switchin’ gears.

Here’s Three Cheers for
Four More Beers
Amber nights will help assuage my fears…

This guy reads the news
That guy makes it up
If this guy wins on that guy’s spin
Then I am givin’ up

That guy’s former mistress
Says that this guy’s just a crook
And those guys all just cut the line
To have her sign her book

There ain’t no need to gloat
We’re all in the same old boat
Gotta strike the right note.
Me and my pet goat are gonna vote, for
Four More Beers.

Four More Beers
Four More Beers
When you don’t know where you’re goin’
What’s it matter who steers?

Here’s Three Cheers for
Four More Beers
Bitter ales might wash away my tears…

I want to live in a swing state
A perpetual state of swing
Throw another couple of blogs on the fire
While I revel in my bling.

There’s that famous rock star
Singin’ foreign policy
Who knew from those love songs
It was on the G.E.D.

Parks that brand new hybrid
Right beside his private jet
Revenues might improve
When they tax the internet.

Any old thing can float
We’re all in the same old bloat
Gotta strike the right note.
Me and my pet goat
We’re gonna do it all by rote,
Me and my pet goat are gonna vote, for
Four More Beers
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[26 Jan 2006|01:22am]
listen to Coast to Coast AM with George Noory.....good show..they talk about politics, aliens, ghosts, psychics, premonitions, war, global warming, demons, ouija boards, past lives, the afterlife, hell, heaven, and did i mention ghosts, ghosts and ghosts....

if you are like me and cannot sleep i recomend this show....midnight- 4 am....can be found on the AM dial in your local market...
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[25 Jan 2006|02:19am]

so i don't sleep at night....for a while there i was in a normal sleep pattern...i mean i was sleeping from about 10:30 pm to 7:00 am...this was good...now for some reason my insomnia or whatever it is, is at an all time high...it is 2:23 am right now, and i can see no sleep in sight...not bad though really...i have always been a night owl, but now i am forced to be....

 

and so now i sit and write on live journal...might as well hit on some sports...

kobe bryant scored 81 points in a game the other night.  this is unreal.  MJ never came close to doing it, and as a matter of fact, it had not been done in like 40 years or something. That was one of the greatest feats ever accomplished on a basketball court.  The sad thing is was that kobe got disrespected and trashed in the media.  I am by no means a Lakers fan or a Kobe fan, but give credit where credit is due.  If it werent for Kobes adulterous past we would be talking about how amazing that game was, and where it would rank among the greatest in NBA history.

 

more later i am going to eat some cereal

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word up [16 Jan 2006|02:12am]
i dont know who reads this journal....i never really have...or if i did...i dont know now....i am pretty sure ricky might read it, carlos is another possibility...anyway...


i am sitting here in my room late at night after enjoying the company of several people i have never met before in my life....they were able to totally ignore me the entire time they were here...awesome trick guys....can i learn your alphi pi sigma delta omegafu....war frat dudes and sorority chick

war peyton manning and mike vanderjact...you two guys wrecked my entire football year...UTEP goes down hard....Tech loses a game late in the 4th....Cowboys choke and miss playoffs...and my pick for the Super Bowl since week 2 loses with a weak effort in Indy....but hell, we can still talk about Vince Young right?


since i seem to be on a role....war on coors gold....i had a few about an hour ago....and now it is playing smear the queer in my stomach with some scotch i had after dinner.


since i have been just a little sports related in my coming back blog...i want to give a recomendation of sorts to anyone who likes talk radio....the Jim Rome Show is one of the best shows of any genre on radio period...the Dan Patrick Show on ESPN radio has always been good, and the edition of Kieth Olberman for an hour a day adds other topics than sports eg. politics, entertainment....and if you are a night owl like myself...the Third Shift on Fox with Jorge Sedano is i.m.o a very good radio program.

props to makenna who just walked in with a 30 pack of beer he stole from an apartment ....lj i am out.


b m h
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[22 May 2005|03:15pm]
so ricky and broke into some room on the farm that had not been opend since like the sixties...its really dusty in there...ricky got a stuffy nose....and we drank beer....thats it for now...boring huh
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[10 May 2005|03:04am]
i am going home soon....i want to go now.....but i also want to go fishing....i will probably do both....but mostly i want to go to Clint and relax....now that i think about it, i am going to go all out when i get home...limo service...champagne...fine cigars....satin in many forms...various varieties of assorted fruit...diamonds....gawdy cups with rhinestones all over them....so any women that want to hang with this high roller let me know...we are talkin plush here.....


anyway....its late...i should go to bed






ps......fuck you ricky
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[21 Apr 2005|11:13am]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

Head Creeps

No more time
Just one more time

So crazy, beat the strain
Too lazy, shake the gray
So, and she willed the rain
So let me be defamed
Your redundancy stains
Tired of infantile claims
Like puppets on a string
Untangle you from me

Time to call the doggies off
Tired of the shadowin'
Slide me to the side again
Slapped in the face again

No more time
Just one more time

Your redundancy stains
Tired of infantile claims
Like puppets on a string
Untangle you from me
So crazy, beat the strain
Too lazy, shake the gray
So, and she willed the rain
So let me be defamed

Time to call the doggies off
Tired of the shadowin'
Slide me to the side again
Slapped in the face again

One day my plane leaves
Some way my head creeps
Some day my head leads
Some way my head creeps

No more time
Just one more time

Empty room sets the scene
Pick at me slow, pain fiend
Suck me through barbed screen
Anger becomes our queen
Tongue whipping forked black
How long until you crack
Surprised and set back
Lackeys' loose talk for fact

Time to call the doggies off >
Tired of the shadowin' >
Slide me to the side again > (2x)
Slapped in the face again >

One day my plane leaves
Some way my head creeps
Some day my head leads
Some way my head creeps
Creeps

No more time
Just one more time

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[20 Apr 2005|07:47pm]
hippie holiday today.......


The Life Aquatic is an awesome move, i would suggest it for a lazy afternoon.....also Cheech and Chongs Up in Smoke....classic......

i must do homework now
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[17 Apr 2005|05:49pm]
so ricky has this dog now....coltrane
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[14 Apr 2005|08:12pm]
dont you hate those days that start out all right, then around 7:00 everything sucks all the sudden.......well i really hate those days....today was one of them....but anyway....who cares
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[13 Apr 2005|12:19pm]

so whats up with LOL 13........like since this is pretty much and E-Gang can like we do some E-Drive-Bys.....i just did some E-Tagging....what a rush!!!!....so anyway i tagged this wall behind the the Amazon.com website

ps. i only use the fattest tips on my Krylons

 

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[12 Apr 2005|10:35pm]

i dropped a soda in the middle of the grocery store today....it blew up and went all over the place....then a small old woman who worked for the store came to clean it up.....she looked mad at me......probably cuz i was standing there pointing and laughing.....then i left the grocery store and came home.....then i was laughing a lot when i rememberd that old woman....

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[01 Apr 2005|04:18pm]
GO HERE
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A True Texas Hero Lay Dead [21 Mar 2005|02:40pm]
DATELINE:  20 of March 2005

AUSTIN — An electrical problem may be to blame for the death Thursday of a stunt-diving pig at the Star of Texas Fair and Rodeo.

The animal known as "Big Red" died after diving off a platform into a heated pool as part of Randall's High Diving Pig Show.

The pigs have performed the stunts many times, but owner Virgil Randall said he has had trouble with the pool's electricity recently.

Rodeo officials were investigating the death.

Courtesy of: local6
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i fucking love owls [21 Mar 2005|02:35pm]
OWL TIME!!!!



COLOR TIME!!!!!



Aaaaawwwwwwwwww
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[07 Mar 2005|03:17pm]
all right all you poser fucks that think you are all bad and shit. you know who you are. the guys who like to ride skateboards, base jump or jump out of airplanes. yeah, you know who you are now for sure. anyway, i have something that will blow you away. its so extreme i have to put this warning on here before i tell you what it is. ::WARNING:: This shit is so fucking crazy you will lose your mind after 5 seconds ::WARNING::

ok, you ready for it.


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ARE YOUY MAN ENOUGH?
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[18 Feb 2005|01:07am]
[ mood | surprised ]

i am not trying to be over the top or extreme or anyway....i promise....but i was just sitting here thinking about what it would be like to cut my eye lids in half verticaly, and i realize there are things in my life that have to change...



odd visual i know...but thats how i saw it.

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